1 00:00:08,476 --> 00:00:11,577 ay [theme music] 2 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:13,278 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 3 00:00:13,347 --> 00:00:14,813 ♪ Have myself a time ♪ 4 00:00:14,882 --> 00:00:16,682 - ♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪ 5 00:00:16,751 --> 00:00:18,317 ♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪ 6 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:19,718 - ♪ I'm goin' down to South America ♪ 7 00:00:19,820 --> 00:00:21,620 ♪ Leave my woes behind ♪ 8 00:00:21,689 --> 00:00:23,389 - ♪ Ample parking day or night ♪ 9 00:00:23,491 --> 00:00:25,290 ♪ People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor" ♪ 10 00:00:25,359 --> 00:00:26,492 - ♪ I'm headin' on up to South America ♪ 11 00:00:26,560 --> 00:00:28,727 ♪ See if I can't unwind ♪ 12 00:00:28,829 --> 00:00:31,830 - ♪ [mumbling] ♪ 13 00:00:31,899 --> 00:00:33,065 - ♪ So come on down to South America ♪ 14 00:00:33,134 --> 00:00:35,200 ♪ Meet some friends of mine ♪ 15 00:00:36,554 --> 00:00:39,521 [twangy music] 16 00:00:44,729 --> 00:00:47,496 - [Cartman sobbing] 17 00:00:47,565 --> 00:00:48,897 - Eric? 18 00:00:48,933 --> 00:00:51,734 - [sobbing] - Sweetie, what's wrong? 19 00:00:51,769 --> 00:00:53,168 - [sobbing] Nothing! 20 00:00:53,270 --> 00:00:54,570 I don't want to talk about it. 21 00:00:54,638 --> 00:00:57,573 [sobbing] - Obviously there's something. 22 00:00:57,641 --> 00:00:59,775 - [sobbing] It's just, 23 00:00:59,844 --> 00:01:02,978 I was getting bullied at school. 24 00:01:03,047 --> 00:01:04,446 [sobbing] 25 00:01:04,548 --> 00:01:07,049 - You got bullied? Who bullied you? 26 00:01:07,118 --> 00:01:10,018 - [sobbing] Like, Tolkien and Kyle. 27 00:01:10,087 --> 00:01:12,821 They called me chubby wubby. 28 00:01:12,923 --> 00:01:14,456 - I'm so sorry, honey. 29 00:01:14,525 --> 00:01:16,458 Kids can be very mean. 30 00:01:16,494 --> 00:01:18,861 - Mom, I don't want to be bullied anymore. 31 00:01:18,929 --> 00:01:22,865 Do you think--do you think maybe I could get a bicycle? 32 00:01:22,933 --> 00:01:25,701 So that I can, like, get out of the house and exercise? 33 00:01:25,770 --> 00:01:29,271 - Oh, honey, yes, there's lots of ways we can exercise. 34 00:01:29,306 --> 00:01:31,673 - Yeah, but no, I think a bicycle would be the best thing 35 00:01:31,776 --> 00:01:34,343 because then all the kids can see me really trying hard 36 00:01:34,445 --> 00:01:36,078 and they won't say these horrible things 37 00:01:36,147 --> 00:01:39,381 they say about me! [sobbing] 38 00:01:39,450 --> 00:01:40,816 - Honey, it's OK. It's OK. 39 00:01:40,885 --> 00:01:43,085 Sure, we can get you a bicycle. 40 00:01:43,154 --> 00:01:45,754 [ominous music] 41 00:01:46,757 --> 00:01:48,490 - [chuckling] 42 00:01:48,559 --> 00:01:50,993 [bell rings] 43 00:01:51,061 --> 00:01:52,327 Yes! 44 00:01:52,396 --> 00:01:53,595 - Can I help you guys? 45 00:01:53,664 --> 00:01:56,231 - Yes, we're looking to get my son a bicycle. 46 00:01:56,300 --> 00:01:58,667 - I want this one! 47 00:01:58,702 --> 00:02:01,170 - Oh, well, that's a Class 3 e-bike. 48 00:02:01,238 --> 00:02:02,671 - Yes, Class 3's got pedal-assist 49 00:02:02,773 --> 00:02:04,072 up to 27 miles an hour! 50 00:02:04,175 --> 00:02:06,708 - Eric, that's $2,000. 51 00:02:06,811 --> 00:02:08,744 - You're gonna just let kids at school bully me? 52 00:02:08,813 --> 00:02:11,346 You want me to stay inside all day and be a fat [bleep], Mom? 53 00:02:11,448 --> 00:02:13,882 - That's a very specific kind of bike, ma'am. 54 00:02:13,984 --> 00:02:16,418 I can sell it to you, but there's a lot of restrictions 55 00:02:16,487 --> 00:02:17,820 where your son can ride it. 56 00:02:17,888 --> 00:02:20,022 He'd have to respect a lot of rules of the road. 57 00:02:20,090 --> 00:02:23,525 - Oh, my God. I will be so respectful. 58 00:02:26,297 --> 00:02:29,364 [electric motor whirring] 59 00:02:29,400 --> 00:02:30,599 [Cartman] Kyle! 60 00:02:30,668 --> 00:02:31,867 Kyle! 61 00:02:31,969 --> 00:02:34,169 [electric motor whirring] 62 00:02:34,205 --> 00:02:36,305 Yeah! Yes! 63 00:02:36,373 --> 00:02:37,773 Suck my dick, Kyle! 64 00:02:37,842 --> 00:02:39,708 I got a Class 3 e-bike, bitch! 65 00:02:39,777 --> 00:02:41,944 Waah! Waah! 66 00:02:42,046 --> 00:02:45,047 That's you crying, Kyle, 'cause you don't have one. 67 00:02:45,149 --> 00:02:48,884 - [Kenny mimicking engine sounds] 68 00:02:48,986 --> 00:02:51,286 [Cartman] Yeah! - Aw. 69 00:02:51,388 --> 00:02:53,622 - Check it out, bro, Class 3 e-bike! 70 00:02:53,724 --> 00:02:54,723 Cool, huh? - Ah! 71 00:02:54,825 --> 00:02:55,891 - Suck my dick, Kenny! 72 00:02:55,960 --> 00:02:57,392 [electric motor whirring] 73 00:02:58,529 --> 00:03:00,329 [electric motor whirring] 74 00:03:00,397 --> 00:03:01,330 Stan! 75 00:03:01,398 --> 00:03:02,731 Stan, you gotta get out here! 76 00:03:02,833 --> 00:03:05,067 Suck my dick! 77 00:03:05,135 --> 00:03:06,568 Class 3, mother[bleep]! 78 00:03:06,670 --> 00:03:08,237 - Your mom got you one? 79 00:03:08,372 --> 00:03:09,504 - Yeah, isn't it sweet? 80 00:03:09,573 --> 00:03:10,572 You gotta suck my dick now. 81 00:03:10,641 --> 00:03:12,241 [mimicking motor sounds] 82 00:03:12,309 --> 00:03:13,275 Ah! 83 00:03:15,346 --> 00:03:17,546 I'm gonna get a hoodie and a face-covering 84 00:03:17,615 --> 00:03:19,414 and make everyone in town suck my dick. 85 00:03:19,483 --> 00:03:22,084 [electric motor whirring] 86 00:03:23,821 --> 00:03:27,022 [Cartman mimicking motor sounds] 87 00:03:27,091 --> 00:03:29,958 [spokes clicking] 88 00:03:29,994 --> 00:03:31,026 [brakes screech] 89 00:03:31,095 --> 00:03:32,361 Suck my dick. 90 00:03:34,098 --> 00:03:35,397 [pedestrians screaming] - Excuse me. 91 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:37,065 Gotta suck my dick. 92 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:39,101 [screaming continues] Suck it! 93 00:03:39,169 --> 00:03:42,070 [screaming] 94 00:03:42,139 --> 00:03:43,505 [Cartman] Yeah! 95 00:03:43,574 --> 00:03:45,274 Yes! 96 00:03:46,210 --> 00:03:47,976 - Ah! 97 00:03:48,045 --> 00:03:50,045 - Whee! 98 00:03:50,114 --> 00:03:51,780 [panicked shouting] 99 00:03:51,815 --> 00:03:53,582 - [chuckles] 100 00:03:53,617 --> 00:03:55,884 [Cartman mimicking motor sounds] 101 00:03:55,953 --> 00:03:57,519 [twangy music] 102 00:03:57,588 --> 00:04:00,255 [Sharon] I'm sorry, Stanley, but the answer is no. 103 00:04:00,291 --> 00:04:02,491 - But Mom, even Cartman has one now. 104 00:04:02,526 --> 00:04:04,793 Clyde has an e-bike. Tolkien has an e-bike 105 00:04:04,895 --> 00:04:06,228 Craig and Wendy. 106 00:04:06,297 --> 00:04:08,764 - Those electric bikes cost thousands of dollars, Stan. 107 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:10,232 Where are we supposed to find the money? 108 00:04:10,301 --> 00:04:11,533 - I'll pay for part of it! 109 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:12,901 I got 200 bucks from Grampa. 110 00:04:12,970 --> 00:04:14,569 - Stan, even if I said yes, 111 00:04:14,638 --> 00:04:16,605 it's your dad you have to worry about. 112 00:04:16,674 --> 00:04:18,707 You know how your father feels about e-bikes. 113 00:04:18,809 --> 00:04:19,875 [loud thump] 114 00:04:19,944 --> 00:04:22,711 - Those goddamn kids almost killed me again! 115 00:04:22,780 --> 00:04:25,514 How can they let children go 40 miles an hour 116 00:04:25,616 --> 00:04:28,317 in a bike lane designed for real bikers? 117 00:04:28,452 --> 00:04:29,451 I'm telling you guys, 118 00:04:29,520 --> 00:04:31,987 South America is just not safe anymore. 119 00:04:32,056 --> 00:04:34,389 - Well, Dad, maybe you should get an e-bike, too. 120 00:04:34,491 --> 00:04:35,924 Then you can go as fast as they do. 121 00:04:35,993 --> 00:04:37,559 - Yeah, no thanks. 122 00:04:37,628 --> 00:04:39,161 Bikes are for being healthy. 123 00:04:39,229 --> 00:04:40,896 - You're just jealous. 124 00:04:40,998 --> 00:04:43,031 - Jealous?! Of what? 125 00:04:43,133 --> 00:04:45,467 Of something that does all the work for you? 126 00:04:45,502 --> 00:04:46,935 You know what they used to call things 127 00:04:47,004 --> 00:04:48,270 that did all the work for you? 128 00:04:48,339 --> 00:04:49,404 Slaves! 129 00:04:49,473 --> 00:04:51,173 Yeah, that was a good idea, Shelley. 130 00:04:51,241 --> 00:04:52,841 No issues there. 131 00:04:52,910 --> 00:04:55,677 - Dad, a lot of my friends have e-bikes, OK, and-- 132 00:04:55,746 --> 00:04:58,280 - Yeah, and they're hanging out in gangs and doing wheelies 133 00:04:58,349 --> 00:05:00,315 and probably smoking weed, OK? 134 00:05:00,351 --> 00:05:03,285 I was young once, too, but now I'm a healthy cyclist 135 00:05:03,354 --> 00:05:05,754 and I'll be damned if some pot-smoking kids 136 00:05:05,823 --> 00:05:08,056 are gonna ride in my bike lanes! 137 00:05:10,160 --> 00:05:12,394 [electric motors whirring] 138 00:05:13,364 --> 00:05:17,099 [whirring continues] 139 00:05:17,201 --> 00:05:18,633 - This is so unfair. 140 00:05:18,702 --> 00:05:20,302 - My parents said the same thing-- 141 00:05:20,371 --> 00:05:22,437 e-bikes are too unsafe, too expensive. 142 00:05:22,506 --> 00:05:25,240 - [muffled speech] 143 00:05:25,275 --> 00:05:26,408 [motor whirs] 144 00:05:27,878 --> 00:05:29,344 - Well, hey, fellas! 145 00:05:29,413 --> 00:05:32,147 - Butters? - Yeah, check out my new bike! 146 00:05:32,216 --> 00:05:34,816 - Oh, great, Butters' parents even get him a bike. 147 00:05:34,885 --> 00:05:36,852 - Nah, I bought this off of Tolkien for 400 bucks 148 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:37,853 'cause he got a new one. 149 00:05:37,888 --> 00:05:38,954 And I'm no telling my parents, 150 00:05:39,023 --> 00:05:40,389 so I'm wearing this face-covering. 151 00:05:40,457 --> 00:05:41,523 - Well, that's great, Butters. 152 00:05:41,592 --> 00:05:43,392 Not everyone has 400 bucks. - [grunts] 153 00:05:43,427 --> 00:05:46,361 - Well, why don't you guys just 154 00:05:46,397 --> 00:05:47,462 go down to the Chinese bike shop? 155 00:05:47,531 --> 00:05:48,964 - Chinese e-bikes? 156 00:05:49,066 --> 00:05:50,732 Are they just as good as regular ones? 157 00:05:50,768 --> 00:05:53,068 - No, they suck, but at least you'd have something. 158 00:05:53,137 --> 00:05:54,770 [electric motor whirs] 159 00:05:56,206 --> 00:05:59,107 [twangy music] 160 00:05:59,209 --> 00:06:00,742 ♪ ♪ 161 00:06:00,811 --> 00:06:02,878 [bell rings] 162 00:06:02,913 --> 00:06:05,514 - Welcome to City E-bike. Take your order, please. 163 00:06:05,582 --> 00:06:07,649 - Yeah, we heard you have really cheap e-bikes. 164 00:06:07,751 --> 00:06:10,252 - Oh, yeah, we have all kind of city e-bikes. 165 00:06:10,354 --> 00:06:12,054 Chinese e-bike very dependable. 166 00:06:12,089 --> 00:06:14,990 Only 60% chance it blow up in your garage. 167 00:06:15,092 --> 00:06:16,892 - Well, I have 200 bucks, and I want to buy one 168 00:06:16,927 --> 00:06:19,428 for me and both of my friends. 169 00:06:19,463 --> 00:06:22,764 - $200 for all three? 170 00:06:22,866 --> 00:06:26,068 Oh, you want a Super City E-Bike. 171 00:06:26,136 --> 00:06:27,369 They go just as fast, 172 00:06:27,438 --> 00:06:30,105 but they are 92% chance to blow up in your garage. 173 00:06:30,207 --> 00:06:31,673 - Oh, sweet, bro! We'll take them. 174 00:06:31,742 --> 00:06:33,408 - [muffled speech] 175 00:06:33,477 --> 00:06:34,943 - Yeah, thanks, Stan! 176 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:36,978 - OK, great, I just need you to sign waiver 177 00:06:37,081 --> 00:06:38,680 for your rideability. 178 00:06:38,749 --> 00:06:39,848 - Our rideability? 179 00:06:39,917 --> 00:06:41,850 - Yeah, you go fast on e-bike, you kill people. 180 00:06:41,919 --> 00:06:43,118 Your liability. 181 00:06:43,187 --> 00:06:45,720 You sign waiver, I'm not liable, you are. 182 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:48,557 OK, sign here saying you will not ride a City e-bike 183 00:06:48,625 --> 00:06:50,592 in the street. Wink, wink. 184 00:06:52,763 --> 00:06:55,630 And sign here-- you are 16 years old older. 185 00:06:55,666 --> 00:06:56,798 Wink, wink. 186 00:06:56,867 --> 00:06:58,767 Just initial here-- Chinese City e-bike 187 00:06:58,836 --> 00:07:00,368 probably gonna blow up in your garage. 188 00:07:00,437 --> 00:07:03,338 You agree not to ride a City e-bike in a bike lane. 189 00:07:03,440 --> 00:07:04,406 Wink, wink. 190 00:07:04,475 --> 00:07:07,008 Sign here, you're gonna do a wheelie. 191 00:07:07,044 --> 00:07:09,111 But really, I know you gonna do a wheelie. 192 00:07:09,179 --> 00:07:10,278 Wink, wink. 193 00:07:10,314 --> 00:07:12,681 And sign, sign here, and a sign, wink there. 194 00:07:12,783 --> 00:07:14,683 Here a sign, there a wink, everywhere a wink, wink. 195 00:07:14,751 --> 00:07:16,318 OK, congratulation! 196 00:07:16,386 --> 00:07:18,653 That's $200. 197 00:07:27,931 --> 00:07:29,998 - Oh, these goddamn guys. 198 00:07:30,100 --> 00:07:31,399 [honking horn] 199 00:07:31,468 --> 00:07:34,269 - [bleep] you. Go around! 200 00:07:34,338 --> 00:07:36,204 Go around! 201 00:07:39,176 --> 00:07:40,942 Excuse me for being healthy. 202 00:07:41,011 --> 00:07:42,144 - You could be healthy a little more 203 00:07:42,179 --> 00:07:43,578 to the right side of the road 204 00:07:43,647 --> 00:07:45,180 instead of slowing everybody down. 205 00:07:45,282 --> 00:07:46,581 - Oh, I'm slow? 206 00:07:46,650 --> 00:07:49,818 I get all the way across South America in 15 minutes. 207 00:07:49,887 --> 00:07:51,720 You try that in traffic. 208 00:07:51,822 --> 00:07:53,355 [electric motor whirring] Hey! 209 00:07:53,457 --> 00:07:55,624 Goddamn [bleep] kids! 210 00:07:59,863 --> 00:08:02,864 [panting heavily] 211 00:08:09,706 --> 00:08:10,972 Yeah! 212 00:08:11,041 --> 00:08:12,407 You like that? 213 00:08:12,509 --> 00:08:13,942 You think you're fast? 214 00:08:14,011 --> 00:08:17,312 [panting heavily] 215 00:08:17,381 --> 00:08:20,182 [brakes squeal, horn blares] 216 00:08:24,321 --> 00:08:27,255 And this little kid totally swerves in front of me. 217 00:08:27,291 --> 00:08:28,823 Makes me crash into a car 218 00:08:28,892 --> 00:08:31,026 and just speeds off like nothing happened. 219 00:08:31,094 --> 00:08:32,427 - Damn e-bikes! 220 00:08:32,496 --> 00:08:33,962 South America's overrun with them. 221 00:08:34,031 --> 00:08:35,297 They should be illegal. 222 00:08:35,365 --> 00:08:36,698 - And where are the parents in this? 223 00:08:36,767 --> 00:08:39,167 You know, I wouldn't let my child hang out in biker gangs 224 00:08:39,236 --> 00:08:41,369 with face-coverings, popping wheelies, 225 00:08:41,438 --> 00:08:42,737 probably doing drugs. 226 00:08:42,839 --> 00:08:44,940 - Of course they're doing drugs! 227 00:08:45,042 --> 00:08:47,475 I used to smoke weed when I was younger 228 00:08:47,544 --> 00:08:50,412 Now it's up to us healthy guys to make our streets safe. 229 00:08:50,514 --> 00:08:52,247 We need to go on Google 230 00:08:52,316 --> 00:08:55,917 and ask how to get the laws changed in South America. 231 00:08:57,554 --> 00:08:59,621 - Whee! 232 00:09:00,591 --> 00:09:01,823 - And so, officer, 233 00:09:01,892 --> 00:09:04,092 we think that e-bikes should be made illegal 234 00:09:04,161 --> 00:09:06,261 so that South America can be safe again. 235 00:09:06,363 --> 00:09:10,599 And we'd like to offer you this cash and some cigars. 236 00:09:10,701 --> 00:09:13,101 - You want to bribe me with cash and cigars 237 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:14,769 to change electric bike laws? 238 00:09:14,838 --> 00:09:17,239 - That's what Google told me to do, yes. 239 00:09:17,274 --> 00:09:19,574 - Look, we'd love to have the things regulated, 240 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:21,843 but we can't get the government to care. 241 00:09:21,945 --> 00:09:24,346 If you ask me, this whole country's gone to shit. 242 00:09:24,414 --> 00:09:26,915 But hopefully things will get better in November. 243 00:09:26,984 --> 00:09:29,384 That's when "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out. 244 00:09:29,453 --> 00:09:31,519 - Well, somebody has to do something. 245 00:09:31,622 --> 00:09:35,023 We need to get these kids off the streets and back inside, 246 00:09:35,092 --> 00:09:37,192 on their phones. - Yeah! 247 00:09:37,261 --> 00:09:39,327 - And if you guys won't do anything, 248 00:09:39,396 --> 00:09:42,264 then the South American Cycling Club will. 249 00:09:42,366 --> 00:09:44,766 [dramatic music] 250 00:09:47,104 --> 00:09:50,472 - A big change has come to a small mountain town, 251 00:09:50,574 --> 00:09:53,174 and many local residents are furious... 252 00:09:53,243 --> 00:09:55,744 about kids on their e-bikes. 253 00:09:55,812 --> 00:09:57,345 They travel in groups. 254 00:09:57,414 --> 00:09:59,180 Many conceal their faces, 255 00:09:59,249 --> 00:10:01,182 and with powerful electric motors, 256 00:10:01,251 --> 00:10:04,519 these kids are starting to form biker gangs. 257 00:10:04,588 --> 00:10:06,054 - These kids are everywhere. 258 00:10:06,123 --> 00:10:08,857 I mean, they're just tearing all up and down South America. 259 00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:10,191 What are we supposed to do? 260 00:10:10,260 --> 00:10:12,494 - South America used to be a quiet place. 261 00:10:12,596 --> 00:10:15,363 But now you got these kids just going hog wild. 262 00:10:15,432 --> 00:10:16,765 - It's an outrage! 263 00:10:16,833 --> 00:10:18,600 I've lived in South America all my life 264 00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,502 and I've never seen anything like this. 265 00:10:20,570 --> 00:10:23,104 These kids almost killed me on the sidewalk 266 00:10:23,140 --> 00:10:25,073 and then told me to suck their dick. 267 00:10:25,142 --> 00:10:26,141 [reporter] Uh-huh. 268 00:10:26,243 --> 00:10:27,909 And when you rolled over and sucked a dick 269 00:10:27,978 --> 00:10:29,311 with the change in the town name, 270 00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:31,279 did you feel any outrage then? 271 00:10:33,083 --> 00:10:34,582 Plenty of upset people here, 272 00:10:34,618 --> 00:10:36,451 and the question on everyone's mind: 273 00:10:36,520 --> 00:10:39,521 Is the e-bike change permanent? 274 00:10:39,589 --> 00:10:41,623 - [Cartman mimicking motor sounds] 275 00:10:41,692 --> 00:10:43,792 - ♪ Yoshi, Yoshi, Yoshinoya ♪ 276 00:10:43,894 --> 00:10:45,660 ♪ Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ♪ 277 00:10:45,762 --> 00:10:48,663 [singer vocalizing] 278 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:53,468 ♪ ♪ 279 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,470 Hey! 280 00:10:55,572 --> 00:10:56,871 - How's it going? 281 00:10:56,940 --> 00:10:59,040 - Stan? Kenny? 282 00:10:59,109 --> 00:11:00,275 - What's up, dude? 283 00:11:00,310 --> 00:11:01,943 ♪ ♪ 284 00:11:02,012 --> 00:11:03,745 - See ya, Cartman. 285 00:11:03,814 --> 00:11:05,647 - Kyle! 286 00:11:05,716 --> 00:11:07,782 [dramatic music] 287 00:11:07,851 --> 00:11:09,217 Hey! 288 00:11:09,286 --> 00:11:12,821 [tires screech] 289 00:11:12,923 --> 00:11:14,456 God damn it! 290 00:11:14,524 --> 00:11:16,925 - This is so awesome! - Come on, Kenny! 291 00:11:16,993 --> 00:11:19,427 - [muffled speech] 292 00:11:19,496 --> 00:11:21,730 - ♪ Yoshinoya, Yoshinoya ♪ 293 00:11:21,798 --> 00:11:25,867 ♪ ♪ 294 00:11:28,372 --> 00:11:31,373 - [sobbing] 295 00:11:35,679 --> 00:11:37,278 - Eric, what happened? 296 00:11:37,347 --> 00:11:41,015 - I got bullied again! [sobbing] 297 00:11:41,118 --> 00:11:42,817 - Who bullied you now? 298 00:11:42,886 --> 00:11:45,587 - K-Kyle and those guys. I showed them my new bike. 299 00:11:45,689 --> 00:11:46,855 I told them they had to suck my dick. 300 00:11:46,923 --> 00:11:47,989 But then they just went 301 00:11:48,058 --> 00:11:50,692 and bought bikes that are faster than mine! 302 00:11:50,727 --> 00:11:52,160 - Eric, Eric, slow down. 303 00:11:52,195 --> 00:11:54,529 Tell me exactly what happened. 304 00:11:54,564 --> 00:11:55,930 - [gasping] 305 00:11:55,999 --> 00:11:57,799 Yesterday, when I got my new bike, 306 00:11:57,868 --> 00:12:00,468 I went to Kyle and I said really nicely 307 00:12:00,537 --> 00:12:02,003 that he had to suck my dick, 308 00:12:02,072 --> 00:12:04,639 and then I told the other guys they could suck my dick too, 309 00:12:04,708 --> 00:12:07,675 but they just went and got bikes that go faster than me! 310 00:12:07,744 --> 00:12:10,779 - I don't understand what you want me to do, sweetie. 311 00:12:10,881 --> 00:12:13,348 - Can you just call Kyle's mom 312 00:12:13,383 --> 00:12:15,383 and tell her that Kyle still has to suck my dick 313 00:12:15,452 --> 00:12:17,352 and take away his e-bike? 314 00:12:17,387 --> 00:12:19,220 - Honey, no, no, I'm not doing that. 315 00:12:19,256 --> 00:12:21,356 - I don't wanna get bullied anymore, Mom! 316 00:12:21,425 --> 00:12:24,292 Can you please just get me a speed unlock dongle? 317 00:12:24,394 --> 00:12:27,262 - What's a speed unlock dongle? 318 00:12:28,832 --> 00:12:31,766 [doorbell rings] 319 00:12:34,738 --> 00:12:37,906 - Hey, Roger, you wanna be in our biker gang? 320 00:12:39,709 --> 00:12:41,776 There's kids on e-bikes destroying our city, 321 00:12:41,878 --> 00:12:44,612 and the stupid bureaucrats won't do anything about it. 322 00:12:44,714 --> 00:12:46,414 - Yeah, this country's gone to hell. 323 00:12:46,450 --> 00:12:48,483 Hopefully things will be better in November. 324 00:12:48,552 --> 00:12:50,518 That's when "Grand Theft Auto VI" comes out. 325 00:12:50,587 --> 00:12:51,820 - Yeah, I know, but right now, 326 00:12:51,922 --> 00:12:53,888 we decided to take matters into our own hands. 327 00:12:53,924 --> 00:12:56,424 We know who's selling these things to kids. 328 00:12:58,495 --> 00:12:59,828 - Well, if I'm going to join you, 329 00:12:59,896 --> 00:13:01,996 I need to ask you something first. 330 00:13:02,065 --> 00:13:05,166 - Yeah? 331 00:13:05,235 --> 00:13:07,268 - Who's got some electrolyte packets? 332 00:13:07,337 --> 00:13:09,704 [gurgles] [all cheering] 333 00:13:09,773 --> 00:13:12,674 [upbeat funky music] 334 00:13:12,742 --> 00:13:19,781 ♪ ♪ 335 00:13:30,460 --> 00:13:33,661 - Oh, my God, these old farts and their bicycles. 336 00:13:33,763 --> 00:13:34,996 [horn honks] 337 00:13:35,098 --> 00:13:42,070 ♪ ♪ 338 00:13:49,212 --> 00:13:52,213 [bell dings] 339 00:13:52,282 --> 00:13:54,983 - Welcome City E-Bikes. Take your order, please? 340 00:13:55,051 --> 00:13:59,387 - So you're the guy that's been selling death traps to kids. 341 00:13:59,489 --> 00:14:00,822 - Hey, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 342 00:14:00,924 --> 00:14:02,590 Those kids sign a waiver. 343 00:14:02,659 --> 00:14:05,660 It not my fault the bikes blew up in the garage. 344 00:14:06,463 --> 00:14:08,963 - "Blew up in the garage"? What is he talking about? 345 00:14:09,032 --> 00:14:11,900 - Oh, Chinese e-bikes didn't blow up in the garage? 346 00:14:11,968 --> 00:14:13,535 Wow, that's great 347 00:14:13,637 --> 00:14:15,069 Hey, hey, no touchy, please! 348 00:14:15,138 --> 00:14:17,505 - Oh, what, you mean these? 349 00:14:17,574 --> 00:14:19,941 - Hey! Hey, hey, that's fragile! 350 00:14:20,010 --> 00:14:21,309 - It looks fragile. 351 00:14:21,378 --> 00:14:22,310 [glass shatters] 352 00:14:22,379 --> 00:14:23,244 - Hey, whoa! 353 00:14:23,313 --> 00:14:24,779 Whoa, what you guys doing? 354 00:14:24,848 --> 00:14:26,681 - You messed with the wrong people. 355 00:14:26,750 --> 00:14:28,349 - [screaming] Help! 356 00:14:28,451 --> 00:14:29,918 Stop! Please! 357 00:14:29,986 --> 00:14:32,520 Ah! Please! [screaming] 358 00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,690 [laughter and cheering] 359 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:40,595 - Oh, my God, dude. Is this just the best or what? 360 00:14:40,697 --> 00:14:43,598 - Yeah, I just feel so independent. 361 00:14:43,700 --> 00:14:45,166 - We're not stuck inside on our phones. 362 00:14:45,201 --> 00:14:46,734 We're, like, out doing shit, you know? 363 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,902 I mean, look at Kenny. Seriously. 364 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:49,203 Have you ever seen him this happy? 365 00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:53,041 - Whoo-hoo! Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 366 00:14:53,176 --> 00:14:55,510 - He does seem to really be coming out of his shell. 367 00:14:55,545 --> 00:14:57,211 - I think if my dad really understood 368 00:14:57,314 --> 00:14:59,814 how this made me feel, he'd be OK with it. 369 00:14:59,883 --> 00:15:01,683 - Dude, you thinking of telling your parents? 370 00:15:01,718 --> 00:15:03,451 'Cause I ain't telling my mom nothing. 371 00:15:03,520 --> 00:15:05,687 - Whoo-hoo! Whoo! - I don't know. 372 00:15:05,755 --> 00:15:06,788 I'm just saying that I'm feeling 373 00:15:06,856 --> 00:15:08,189 a certain maturity right now. 374 00:15:08,224 --> 00:15:10,959 Maybe there's a way to make our parents be reasonable. 375 00:15:11,027 --> 00:15:13,695 [indistinct radio chatter] 376 00:15:13,730 --> 00:15:15,463 - Mr. Kim? 377 00:15:15,532 --> 00:15:18,466 Mr. Kim! 378 00:15:18,568 --> 00:15:20,468 Can you tell us who did this to you? 379 00:15:20,537 --> 00:15:21,869 - Ah. 380 00:15:21,972 --> 00:15:23,938 It was 381 00:15:23,974 --> 00:15:26,741 some biker gang. 382 00:15:26,843 --> 00:15:28,076 Ah! 383 00:15:31,214 --> 00:15:33,081 - Jesus, Mitch, these kids on their e-bikes 384 00:15:33,149 --> 00:15:34,682 are getting worse all the time. 385 00:15:34,751 --> 00:15:36,751 - What are we supposed to do? 386 00:15:36,820 --> 00:15:39,220 - It's up to us to make our streets safe. 387 00:15:39,255 --> 00:15:41,723 We need to get on Google and ask how the police 388 00:15:41,758 --> 00:15:45,727 can respond to gang violence in South America. 389 00:15:49,966 --> 00:15:54,168 - More changes today as a small mountain town just continues 390 00:15:54,270 --> 00:15:56,537 to roll over and suck a dick. 391 00:15:56,606 --> 00:15:58,706 Youth biker gangs here now appear to be 392 00:15:58,775 --> 00:16:00,908 attacking local businesses. 393 00:16:00,977 --> 00:16:03,144 This bike store behind me was attacked, 394 00:16:03,246 --> 00:16:05,413 along with a Chinese bike business 395 00:16:05,482 --> 00:16:07,649 and the e-bike section of Walmart. 396 00:16:07,751 --> 00:16:10,785 But just what do these young biker gangs want? 397 00:16:10,854 --> 00:16:12,787 This young man says he's the leader 398 00:16:12,889 --> 00:16:14,389 of the youth biker gangs. 399 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:15,823 To protect his identity, 400 00:16:15,925 --> 00:16:17,992 we'll simply call him El Gordo. 401 00:16:18,094 --> 00:16:19,427 - [distorted] Yeah, it's pretty cool 402 00:16:19,496 --> 00:16:21,295 'cause everyone is scared now and they have to suck my dick. 403 00:16:21,398 --> 00:16:23,598 And, you know, we don't care about anybody, 404 00:16:23,667 --> 00:16:25,266 and I have a high speed dongle now, 405 00:16:25,335 --> 00:16:27,669 so Kyle has to suck my dick again too. 406 00:16:27,771 --> 00:16:30,571 - And what if this Kyle responded to you saying, 407 00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:34,275 "That fat [bleep] can't even go 15 'cause of his fat ass"? 408 00:16:34,377 --> 00:16:36,978 - You--you talked to Kyle? 409 00:16:37,047 --> 00:16:40,415 - Police are trying to find the owner of Keller's Bicycles, 410 00:16:40,483 --> 00:16:42,850 who appears to be hiding from these vicious 411 00:16:42,952 --> 00:16:45,753 South American biker gangs. 412 00:16:45,822 --> 00:16:48,756 [chatter] 413 00:16:48,825 --> 00:16:51,659 [glass shattering] 414 00:16:53,997 --> 00:16:55,163 - We gotta make sure 415 00:16:55,231 --> 00:16:57,765 this Keller Bike Shop guy doesn't squeal. 416 00:16:57,801 --> 00:17:00,201 - He won't if he knows what's good for him. 417 00:17:00,303 --> 00:17:02,070 - Look, I'm sorry, but we're all out 418 00:17:02,138 --> 00:17:04,005 of whey-based protein powder, OK? 419 00:17:04,040 --> 00:17:05,840 - Then get us some pea protein. 420 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,241 You know who you're dealing with? 421 00:17:07,310 --> 00:17:09,777 [chatter] [glass shattering] 422 00:17:09,846 --> 00:17:11,079 - Excuse me. 423 00:17:11,147 --> 00:17:12,180 Excuse me! 424 00:17:16,820 --> 00:17:18,886 I just, uh, wanted to let you know 425 00:17:18,922 --> 00:17:22,457 that not all us e-bike kids are the same, you know? 426 00:17:23,626 --> 00:17:25,359 Not all of us are riding on sidewalks 427 00:17:25,428 --> 00:17:26,661 and causing problems. 428 00:17:26,696 --> 00:17:28,930 That's a very small minority of us. 429 00:17:29,032 --> 00:17:31,332 A very fat but small minority. 430 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,735 - So what? [squeaking] 431 00:17:33,837 --> 00:17:35,770 You calling for some kind of truce? 432 00:17:35,839 --> 00:17:38,272 - We just wanna enjoy our bikes. 433 00:17:38,341 --> 00:17:40,475 Can't we maybe just work together? 434 00:17:42,479 --> 00:17:44,812 - Well, maybe you're right, kid. 435 00:17:44,881 --> 00:17:47,982 Maybe we can all come to some kind of agreement. 436 00:17:48,051 --> 00:17:50,051 Why don't you sit down and have a Jamba Juice, 437 00:17:50,120 --> 00:17:51,452 see if we can work it out. 438 00:17:51,521 --> 00:17:53,221 - OK. Sounds good. 439 00:17:54,290 --> 00:17:55,690 - Get on Google, find out 440 00:17:55,725 --> 00:17:58,526 how South American biker gangs deal with each other. 441 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:04,198 - Kenny, what'd they say? 442 00:18:04,267 --> 00:18:05,733 - They were actually pretty cool about it. 443 00:18:05,835 --> 00:18:08,236 - Really? Damn, good job, Kenny. 444 00:18:08,271 --> 00:18:09,403 - Yeah, we talked about it, and they said 445 00:18:09,506 --> 00:18:11,205 we could probably come to an understanding. 446 00:18:11,274 --> 00:18:12,607 - Oh, thank God. 447 00:18:12,675 --> 00:18:14,175 - And now Cartman can't ruin it for the rest of us. 448 00:18:14,244 --> 00:18:15,910 - Yeah, I told you guys it'd be fine. 449 00:18:16,012 --> 00:18:17,845 I gotta get home. See you tomorrow. 450 00:18:17,881 --> 00:18:19,013 - Yeah, see you guys tomorrow. 451 00:18:19,082 --> 00:18:20,448 Maybe we can ride our bikes to school. 452 00:18:20,483 --> 00:18:21,682 - Yeah, sweet! 453 00:18:23,586 --> 00:18:26,621 [explosion] 454 00:18:28,591 --> 00:18:31,192 - Holy shit! - Kenny! 455 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,437 [door slams] 456 00:18:43,506 --> 00:18:46,541 [squeaking] 457 00:18:50,280 --> 00:18:52,680 - What's going on? 458 00:18:52,749 --> 00:18:55,449 - Stan lost a really good friend today, Randy. 459 00:18:55,485 --> 00:18:57,685 You wanna tell your dad, honey? 460 00:18:57,754 --> 00:18:59,287 - Me and my friends, 461 00:18:59,355 --> 00:19:01,823 we just wanted to be like everyone else. 462 00:19:01,891 --> 00:19:05,126 So we went and got e-bikes. 463 00:19:05,228 --> 00:19:07,728 And then Kenny's exploded, and he died. 464 00:19:09,432 --> 00:19:11,766 - Wait, that was Kenny? 465 00:19:11,835 --> 00:19:13,100 - You heard about it? 466 00:19:13,203 --> 00:19:14,235 It was awful. 467 00:19:14,304 --> 00:19:15,937 He was so happy too. 468 00:19:16,005 --> 00:19:19,774 He thought he'd really found his voice for once. 469 00:19:19,843 --> 00:19:22,376 - Did they find the bomb? 470 00:19:22,445 --> 00:19:23,611 - Well, no, it wasn't a bomb. 471 00:19:23,713 --> 00:19:24,846 Probably the battery just blew up 472 00:19:24,914 --> 00:19:26,948 'cause we signed for our rideability. 473 00:19:27,016 --> 00:19:28,749 - Well, yeah, they're just dangerous. 474 00:19:28,818 --> 00:19:31,452 That's what I've been trying to tell everybody. 475 00:19:31,487 --> 00:19:32,854 - And I didn't listen. 476 00:19:32,922 --> 00:19:34,822 I'm sorry, Dad. 477 00:19:34,858 --> 00:19:36,824 This is all my fault. 478 00:19:36,926 --> 00:19:39,026 - Hey, listen. 479 00:19:39,128 --> 00:19:40,962 This is not your fault, Stan. 480 00:19:41,030 --> 00:19:43,831 It's everyone's fault who got an e-bike. 481 00:19:43,933 --> 00:19:46,133 It's too bad it took someone having to die 482 00:19:46,169 --> 00:19:47,869 to open people's eyes. 483 00:19:47,971 --> 00:19:51,072 - Yeah. - I know one thing. 484 00:19:51,174 --> 00:19:55,009 That this community is going to come together over this. 485 00:19:55,078 --> 00:19:57,778 Because that's what South America does. 486 00:19:57,847 --> 00:19:59,247 [soft country music] 487 00:19:59,315 --> 00:20:02,049 - We're all united in grief. 488 00:20:02,118 --> 00:20:05,219 But as South America always does, 489 00:20:05,288 --> 00:20:08,222 we will find solace in each other. 490 00:20:08,324 --> 00:20:12,894 - I am so inspired by the way our town has come together, 491 00:20:12,996 --> 00:20:16,631 and as mayor, I am honored to officially announce 492 00:20:16,699 --> 00:20:20,301 the Kenny McCormick E-Bike Ordinance. 493 00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:25,873 - ♪ We are South America ♪ 494 00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:31,512 ♪ Where the cold north wind blows ♪ 495 00:20:31,581 --> 00:20:37,285 ♪ If you're driving through our mountain town ♪ 496 00:20:37,387 --> 00:20:40,755 ♪ I just think you should know ♪ 497 00:20:40,823 --> 00:20:42,957 - No! Not my dick! My dick! 498 00:20:43,026 --> 00:20:48,195 - ♪ That we are South America ♪ 499 00:20:48,231 --> 00:20:53,868 ♪ And that northern mountain sun ♪ 500 00:20:53,937 --> 00:20:59,507 ♪ Always be South America ♪ 501 00:20:59,575 --> 00:21:05,479 ♪ We won't change for anyone ♪ 502 00:21:05,548 --> 00:21:11,118 ♪ Two words that bring a smile to my mouth ♪ 503 00:21:11,187 --> 00:21:13,487 ♪ America ♪ 504 00:21:13,556 --> 00:21:15,756 ♪ And south ♪ 505 00:21:15,825 --> 00:21:19,160 ♪ We are South America ♪ 506 00:21:19,228 --> 00:21:22,730 ♪ ♪ 507 00:21:22,799 --> 00:21:27,735 ♪ We are South America ♪ 508 00:21:27,770 --> 00:21:33,240 ♪ And that northern mountain sun ♪ 509 00:21:33,309 --> 00:21:39,280 ♪ Always be South America ♪ 510 00:21:39,349 --> 00:21:44,285 ♪ We won't change for anyone ♪ 511 00:21:44,387 --> 00:22:00,901 ♪ ♪